| The Bears are killing me. Seriously.
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| I've had a lot of time to read Stephen King's On Writing lately, and thoughts of one of my good friends keep coming up. This friend, many of you know him, and one of you may be him, has a similar humor and writing style to Stephen King. That may have come from reading several of his novels.
But the striking similarities aren't actually the why I've been thinking of him. You see, this person has had the distasteful (I would assume) chronic ailment of overactive mucous glands in his respritory system. He also reads a lot. As I was reading in the silence of the upstairs loft, I began to notice subtle noises coming from the snot-filled tubes that connect my nose, ears, eyes, and lungs. I started thinking, "Maybe he doesn't really have a problem with mucous...maybe he imagines the problem during the hours he spends silently reading, interrupted only by the gurgling or sucking of his snot tubes.
That theory is, of course, probably false. If you ever drank a cup of his muscous and noted that it felt like sour tapioca and fried eggs, you would know that (I'm not sure if those were Jay's exact words).
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You tend to pursue many different activities simultaneously. When
misfortune does happen, it doesn't actually dishearten you all that
much.
You have a peaceful mind, viewing the world with calm and
serenity. To you, life is not about struggle and strife but about
existence and co-existence.
You like following the rules and being
objective. You are precise and meticulous, and like to evaluate
decisions before making them.
You have a sunny, cheerful disposition.
What does your drawing say about YOU? |
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| Those people better get on the frocher bandwagon!
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| I bet a lot of people would benefit if we renamed herpes or the clap, "Love Rash"
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